I figured after my last post, the one nobody wanted to touch with a 10 foot pole (it's okay, I wouldn't have either), I'd give you something fun today.
I have a new list of Jacob-isms!
"Fr Fr Fr Fr Fr" = Cement Mixer
"Fighter Fighter Fighter Fighter" = Fire Fighter
"Cupcake" = Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
"Feggi" = SpaghettiOs
"soaped" = soaked, as in wet
"Ticket" = Paper money or coupons
"My song" = The receipt the lady gave him for paying my SPEEDING ticket!
"Big Guy" = Chevy Tahoe equipped for law enforcement
"Black Guy" (nice, I know - wait until he's hollering about it out in front of the county court house on a Thursday afternoon) = Black Chevy Tahoe parked at the Sheriff's department with a red light bar on the top.
"Old Guy" = Old police car with its decals and lights removed.
"Motorcar" = any older, loud, hot rod type car or truck.
"Picker" = A bucket truck - we called them 'Cherry Pickers' where I come from.
He's also started taking a "showder" with us. We've now learned to put the mat in the tub as both Jeremy and I have picked JJ up from a fall saving his head. I do have to say, mine was a little more acrobatic - I caught JJ as he was sliding through my legs. You think those wet and soapy babies are tough to hang on to - try a lathered up toddler that can't stand still!
The other night we had "popfickels". He looked at me "Mommy? This popfickel is wishous!"
Yesterday, JJ and Daddy were playing Play-Doh. "Daddy, I making an elephant, help me! I do it myself."
This morning as we were getting ready for the day, "Mommy, big boys pee on the pottie, not on the floor." (I'm not sure where this came from, he's never peed on the floor). "That's right!"
Remember - JJ's 3 1/2 now - and he's right about crotch height - he walks up to me one morning, sniffing and says "Mommy? I sniff you?" and dives toward me...
I hope you're all laughing and at least one of you shot some sort of beverage out your nose. Have a great day!
Verycute....It is so neat to hear stuff like that.I remember when my kids came out with some good ones, and still do. Brendon does'nt like to share, and tells everyone that he does'nt give good things to people that comes out of his hands. I'm actually sick of hearing it. And the classic your a stupid head one of my favorites.
ReplyDeleteThose are HILARIOUS! I will never tire of Jacob-isms!
ReplyDeleteLove the Jacobisms. Keep writing these down to share with us. They always brighten my day!
ReplyDeleteYou'll be so glad you did this later on. One of my favorites of Arlington's was "Take that if you ever wanted it." But now so many of them we've forgotten. We think of them every now and then, but I really wish I'd written them done "On the computer!!" so I knew exactly where to find them.
ReplyDeleteAnd your last post was really emotional, and I didn't really have anything to say that would have made a difference. I said a little prayer for you though...
Oh, these are great! This popfickel is wishous! - makes my heart melt just a little. So precious. Please keep the Jacob-ims coming!
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