I want a new rug.

Extra credit if you sing...

I want a new rug - one that won't make me trip
One that won't make me stub my toe
Or make me feel too un-hip.

I want a new rug - one that won't hurt my style
One that won't make my purse too light
Or make my man not smile.

One that won't make me angry
Wonderin' what to do
One that makes me feel like I'd feel if it were new.
Oh yeah, brand new.

I want a new rug - one that won't pill
One that doesn't cost too much
One that gives my entryway a thrill.

I want a new rug - one that won't go away
One that won't clash with my walls
One that won't take all of my pay.

One that won't make me angry
Wonderin' what to do
One that makes me feel like I'd feel if it were new.
Oh yeah, brand new.

I want a new rug - one to update my house
One that won't make me feel to greedy
One that won't make me feel like a louse.

I want a new rug - one with no frills
One that won't make me redecorate too much
Or stained from a spill

One that won't make me angry
Wonderin' what to do
I just want it to be new.
Oh yeah, brand new...

Thanks Jen - this was really fun!